nola_athena | Do you go to Elspeth's parties?

Hi! I'm her roommate. In other words, that was my couch you ruined. It's very nice to meet you.

No, that's pretty much baller.

Thank you, that's me in a nutshell.

"Baller Sherlock"—yeah, now you have a Twitter description.

Tinder, you mean.

A good way to weed through the weaklings.

All I get are weaklings. I attract weaklings. It's a problem.

Uh oh, what does that say about me?

That you're a breath of fresh air.

I love compliments! I'll follow you anywhere.

Just remember, Elspeth still has primary custody. I'm not here to steal her friends!

Hey now, I'm a free elf.

Are any of us truly free?

If I'm not free, at least I'm easy.

I like you.