Do you go to Elspeth's parties?

[nola_athena]

Hi! I'm her roommate. In other words, that was my couch you ruined. It's very nice to meet you.

Comments

[nola_quicksilver]

I don't normally black out, so I don't THINK this was me?

[nola_athena]

I quite like the mystery. I hope someone confesses on their deathbed.

[nola_quicksilver]

Are you going to sleuth it out? DO YOU NEED A WATSON?

[nola_athena]

Can you be my Watson? Are you looking for a Sherlock?

[nola_quicksilver]

I never knew this was what I've been searching for all my life, but yes.

[nola_athena]

Welcome to the team. Any other mysteries for us to solve?

[nola_quicksilver]

Why can't I stop thinking about my roommate

The mystery of the secret ingredient in the ginger cookies at Phoenix Effect? Because it might be crack.

[nola_athena]

I hope it is crack. Is that wrong of me?

[nola_quicksilver]

No, that's pretty much baller.

[nola_athena]

Thank you, that's me in a nutshell.

[nola_quicksilver]

"Baller Sherlock"—yeah, now you have a Twitter description.

[nola_athena]

Tinder, you mean.

[nola_quicksilver]

A good way to weed through the weaklings.

[nola_athena]

All I get are weaklings. I attract weaklings. It's a problem.

[nola_quicksilver]

Uh oh, what does that say about me?

[nola_athena]

That you're a breath of fresh air.

[nola_quicksilver]

I love compliments! I'll follow you anywhere.

[nola_athena]

Just remember, Elspeth still has primary custody. I'm not here to steal her friends!

[nola_quicksilver]

Hey now, I'm a free elf.

[nola_athena]

Are any of us truly free?

[nola_quicksilver]

If I'm not free, at least I'm easy.

[nola_athena]

I like you.

[nola_eleanor]

Nooo, you're going to steal all my friends when they realize they have access to someone who's not weirdo trash like I am.

[nola_athena]

Please, we all love your weirdo trash vibe. And they'll realize pretty quickly that I'm not the fun one.

[nola_eleanor]

I've heard of the existence of people who prioritize other things above fun, but you're the only one I've ever met and you're pretty chill so I'm skeptical.