What kind of miracle is happening here?!?! Wait, I'm not questioning, I don't want it to disappear. Brb messaging everyone to get hyped about meeting the roommate like half of them think is imaginary and the other half haven't met but know exists because our place is way too nice to belong to me alone.
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I love that I'm mythical.
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You not kicking me out after the couch incident was the last bit of proof we all needed that you're a unicorn.
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I've also been one for tinder couples like 6 times in the last year.
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My idol.
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Love you too, baby girl. Wine and movie night tomorrow?
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Yes plz.
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You seem... not okay.
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I am having a very weird time but wine and bro time will help.
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Want to talk about it or just get the bro vibe?
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Talking is the worst, always.
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I know, I know. But I figured I should offer anyway.