Things I'm thirsty for. Sorry, warrior women. This time it's beefcakes.

[nola_athena]

"Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw - Official Trailer #2 [HD]" (Watch on YouTube)

Love ya, Elspeth.

Comments

[nola_eleanor]

EVERYONE in this movie can get it. God damn.

As soon as we get tickets I am 100% scheduling a hookup for afterwards because there's no way I'm not coming out of this movie horny as hell.

[nola_athena]

But what kind of hookup.

[nola_eleanor]

I don't know! I think I need to watch the trailer 20 more times to try to discern the exact flavor of thirsty it makes me.

[nola_athena]

I can't decide if I want something that feels like it, or if I want a contrasting fuck.

[nola_eleanor]

So true. Though, Idris Elba, if you're reading this--I am always thirsty for exactly you.

[nola_athena]

Me too, Idris.

[nola_grantaire]

i don't want to see this movie but i'm still kinda aroused

[nola_orion]

I am totally your type!

[nola_jomarch]

Please let there be epic bad guy speeches, just for Idris Elba's voice. That man could read the back of a cereal box to me and I'd be happy.

[nola_athena]

I would go see “Idris Elba reads jar labels” in theaters.

[nola_jomarch]

Twice, opening weekend.

[nola_athena]

It’s a date.

[nola_donnamoss]

So many shirtless Samoan men in one place. What a gift.

[nola_athena]

Right? We’ve earned this. As a society.

[nola_yvaine]

I want to know how tall that one bad guy was to be THAT much taller than Dwayne Johnson. I mean, whoa.

[nola_athena]

I mean, he probably stands on a box, but I don’t care.

[nola_artemis]

I think I need to go see this movie with you two.

[nola_athena]

It wouldn’t be the same without you. x

[nola_zoe]

Seth, we should go see this together.

[nola_northstar]

God, yes.

[nola_zoe]

Excellent.

[nola_faith]

Jason Statham's annoyed face is me.

[nola_athena]

That’s incredibly charming.